I warned this person I was going to blog about them, and they didn't protest, so I'll take that as permission to share her story. The names have been changed to protect their privacy, (but I'm sure you'll all figure it out anyway) :-)
So yesterday I got a call from, we'll call her Tiffany, who needed a ride to urgent care, she had tripped on her shoe getting out of bed in the middle of the night and had messed up her arm pretty good.
The nurse takes us back to the little room and asks Tiffany what happened. Tiffany tells her she got off her bed and tripped on a pair of Stilettos. The nurse asked " Why did you have a pair of stilettos by your bed?" (with a big smile) Tiffany tells her she likes Stilettos. The nurse continued, "Maybe you should tell people you were over at the Castle (Boutique, we assume) looking for a cute outfit to wear with those stilettos." By now Tiffany didn't know how to respond so she said, "I'm not even married." in which our adventerous nurse replied, "I've worked at a bar, I've seen it all!"
I could hardly contain myself at this time. Well the nurse finished up, and as she left us to wait for the doctor she turned to Tiffany and said "You just made my day!" Funny thing is she made mine too.
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WOW i bet "tiffany" was feeling a little bit silly! but any way in lue (i'm sure i spelled that wrong but you get the point) of the recent development of you trying to make me blog i think the smartest thing to do is just use up your comment space with the things i would blog about! but don't worry I don't take all the credit for this brilliant idea... actually I am going to give you all the cred because you are the one who inspied me! so here is the plan if anyone wants to know who i'm crushing on or what i ate for breakfast you will have to go around to all of the families blogs and read up on me from everyones comment space. this is the best idea ever because not only am i filling everyone in on what is happening in my life but it is also a scavenger hunt ot try and find my latest post. but i think it only fair to leave hints and clues for excited readers to follow. so once i post something new i will go back to the last post and leave a severly mind boggeling clue for you to follow to try and find my next graffeeti attack to someone elses blog. wow i am so glad you gave me this idea. ok so whats up with holli? thats a great question and i will answer it after this short advertisment.... BUY MENNEN .... so for the past month and a few days i have been treaking it out here at the wonderful EAC! it is alot of fun with a little crazy thrown in for excitment. no boys as of yet so no mike... no boyfriends yet...and I stress YET... but i have made some good friends and am trying to stay in contact with old ones (alot harder that it seems) i hate talking on the phone for the most part but love texting so that makes things a little easier. when i moved into the trailer that i currently live in (and which currently has a rodent problem) we discovered 2 red lights randomly in the living room. and like all good, innocent, and compleatly sheltered girls like me and my 2 roommates we decided to mane our house "The Brothel" and if you don't know what that is just text chacha. yes just put242242 in as the phone number and ask any question you would like it will text you back your answer. its really kinda fun! so now the part you have all been waiting for what i have had to eat. like any good blogger i feel it my civic duty to let the world know just how big of a pig i am. so lets get going. i eat 1/2 a cup of instant oatmeal in the mornings with 1tbs of brown sugar and 4 chopped strawberries. for lunch i like to mix it up a bit with a PB&J sandwhitch on whole wheat bread, but if i'm feeling adventures i will cook up a little pasta ala Ramem (the blue kind). for dinner (this is my favorite) i like to eat something very near and dear to my heart MAC AND CHEESE! but for those of you who are worried don't. it won't do you any good infact it is bad because then you will stress and fall into my diet and gain alot of weight and people will think you are going crazy. wow all because Kathleen wanted me to blog. gosh Kathleen i bet you feel really bad don't ya. LOL ok untill next time
Ps. if you can correctly guess the # of callories i intake on adverage per day and e-mail me @hollimm2000@hotmail.com i will tell you where and when the next posting will occure.
-Holli Sexy Mennenga
Leave it to Holli, or shall we call you Tiffany Jr., to not be normal. The Brothel?!?! Next you're going to tell us you've been borrowing your mother's stillettos! j/k. Anyway, welcome to the blogworld, no matter how you post. :-)
hear a little and there a little... the key word is little. to find my next blog you have to jump into the muddy water to make it to the DOCTOR OFFICE.
For additional clues join me at my blog. there is a link on Kats front page.
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